This is the place where you can personalize your profile!
But, how?
By moving, adding and personalizing widgets.
You can drag and drop to rearrange.
You can edit widgets to customize them.
The bottom has widgets you can add!
Some widgets you can only access when you get a premium membership.
Some widgets have options that are only available when you get a premium membership.
We've split the page into zones!
Certain widgets can only be added to certain zones.
"Why," you ask? Because we want profile pages to have freedom of customization, but also to have some consistency. This way, when anyone visits a deviant, they know they can always find the art in the top left, and personal info in the top right.
Don't forget, restraints can bring out the creativity in you!
Now go forth and astound us all with your devious profiles!
OH MY GAD, LOOK AT YOU WITH YOUR GIANT AFT MOUTH AND YO' STUPID WEAVE TRYIN' TA GET UP IN MY GRILL SAYIN' I'M A BIRTCH, YOU LIL' BOA CONSTRICTOR. IMMA GET UP IN DAT DUMB HOUSE O' YOURS AND THROW EVERYTHING OUT YO' WINDOW
-- "If you knew time as well as I, you wouldn't dream of wasting it!" ~ Mad Hatter, American McGee's Alice
How the hoo-hah do you manage to find such hilarious stuff?! I laughed so hard at the ugly dancer my doggy thought I was laughing at him and tilted his head, thus making me feel like a complete and utter idiot. Thank you! About my address-- I'll get on it tonight, as soon as i remember.
-- Dear superglue and nonstick pan, one of you is lying. Let the games begin.
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[link] - Tumblr
[link] - RedBubble - you can buy some t-shirts with my pictures here )
Happy early birthday!
Hope you have a good one!
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Warning!

Don't press the red button!
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"If you knew time as well as I, you wouldn't dream of wasting it!"
~ Mad Hatter, American McGee's Alice
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Warning!

Don't press the red button!
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"If you knew time as well as I, you wouldn't dream of wasting it!"
~ Mad Hatter, American McGee's Alice
GET OUT. JUST. JUST GET OUT.
I CAN'T HANDLE YOU RIGHT NOW. IT'S JUST....GAH. GET /OUT/.
AND TAKE YOUR KANGAROO WITH YOU.
I FOUND IT. JUST FOR YOU.
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Dear superglue and nonstick pan, one of you is lying. Let the games begin.
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"If you knew time as well as I, you wouldn't dream of wasting it!"
~ Mad Hatter, American McGee's Alice
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Dear superglue and nonstick pan, one of you is lying. Let the games begin.
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Moved to ~coolandexplody
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"If you knew time as well as I, you wouldn't dream of wasting it!"
~ Mad Hatter, American McGee's Alice
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Moved to ~coolandexplody
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"If you knew time as well as I, you wouldn't dream of wasting it!"
~ Mad Hatter, American McGee's Alice
I'LL DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT
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"If you knew time as well as I, you wouldn't dream of wasting it!"
~ Mad Hatter, American McGee's Alice
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Dear superglue and nonstick pan, one of you is lying. Let the games begin.
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"If you knew time as well as I, you wouldn't dream of wasting it!"
~ Mad Hatter, American McGee's Alice
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"If you knew time as well as I, you wouldn't dream of wasting it!"
~ Mad Hatter, American McGee's Alice